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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

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mainlyboredom:

hugging when two people have boobs is basically playing boob tetris.

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catsbeaversandducks:

I love her comics.

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

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When god became lonely
he created man,
Or was it
When man became lonely
he created god.
— Melanie Exler
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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
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flewor:

i would so go on a walk with you

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shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

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maria-alice-121:

WHAT DO WE WANT?

PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!

WHERE DO WE WANT IT?

ON NETFLIX!!

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